VEGAS: The Pitch
In just about a day or so, SRL and I will be leaving for Vegas. Right from the start, I want everybody to know that I have learned my lesson from the "Lamar Gets His Man" incident. Yes, I will have my digital camera with me at all possible times.
I will be escaping the ice and snow and rain and sleet and whatever else is cold and wet and can fall out of the sky from the midwest for the sun of the Vegas desert. SRL will be escaping that "conference" he's been drying out at in Salt Lake City (a paradoxical land where men have multiple wives with strict morals) for some long-overdue debauchery and "naked boobies." This should be interesting.
Oh, and the wives will be going as well, so that should add some kind of something to the mix. Or as Podd so elegantly put it to me on the phone this afternoon, "Maybe you can have a four way! (long uncomfortable pause) Um, I mean with you and the wives and a hooker."
Nice save Podd.
I will be escaping the ice and snow and rain and sleet and whatever else is cold and wet and can fall out of the sky from the midwest for the sun of the Vegas desert. SRL will be escaping that "conference" he's been drying out at in Salt Lake City (a paradoxical land where men have multiple wives with strict morals) for some long-overdue debauchery and "naked boobies." This should be interesting.
Oh, and the wives will be going as well, so that should add some kind of something to the mix. Or as Podd so elegantly put it to me on the phone this afternoon, "Maybe you can have a four way! (long uncomfortable pause) Um, I mean with you and the wives and a hooker."
Nice save Podd.
posted by DMA at 10:31 PM
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