Got Milk?

Reason #324 why it might be a good idea to go drink a glass of milk sometime today. I found this x-ray on the web and although it looks almost exactly like mine, it is not. I'll edit the real one in when I get a copy from the doctor next week.

Football to tip of finger. Yes, we all know I can't catch for shit. Well, except for that one time in the intramural football finals where I was like JerryfuckinRice but we lost when SRL and Louis each attacked the referee (on consecutive plays) and got themselves ejected and us disqualified. Wait, didn't SRL also get a lifetime ban from intramural sports over this and have to register under a fake name for the wiffleball season? Or was this the time where they made him write out an essay on why he was sorry and would not attack sporting officials in the future and he conned someone else into writing it for him?

I'm looking at 6 weeks in splint and 1 month physical therapy for getting back to full usage. It is teh suck.

--dma

I believe both Scott and I got banned from all IU intramural sports after that game. It wasn't a big deal to Scott since it was his last year there. Because I strung together a mostly coherent sentence using every swear word at least twice, they thought it would be an interesting read if I were to write an essay on good sportsmanship. Upon talking to the powers that be about my future in IM sports if I were to write such an essay, I opted out since it wouldn't suspend the ban. At that point I had nothing left to lose, so I strung together a few more sentences of similar content. We were robbed. The ref was probably the house knob jockey at whichever frat we were playing.
--louis